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Police: (Another) officer(s) (isolated incidents) down…

It’s not a hate crime no…a man walks into a mosque with a machete and starts hacking at the worshippers…but it’s not a hate crime.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-22924456

In carpet town Kidderminster, adv officer is lucky to be alive after a villain rammed a police van squishing him against it! (Attempt murder anyone? Nah…sec 18…easier to prove and…keeps those figures down…)

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-22903823

Mmmm…single crewing working well then…that’s two officers that may be A20′d….

Grrrrrr…




Police: Hero of the week…

Not the gangster that put a £20k bounty on Dale Cregan… but COLIN THE WALLABY…

 

Colin while he was on the loose in the area of Knowle, SolihullColin earlier ago…

A runaway wallaby sparked a police hunt involving six officers after he was spotted making a dash for freedom near Birmingham

Three-year-old Colin jumped a 6ft fence to escape from his pen in Solihull, West Midlands, before hopping back home five hours later, his owners revealed today.

The meandering marsupial escaped last night and sightings were reported over four miles away from the half-acre field he shares with seven other wallabies.

Police were called when a shocked motorist spotted the unusual sight and filmed the fugitive on his mobile at around 11.45pm.

Despite six officers turning up to try and catch Colin he disappeared into the night and it was down to owners Jon Cloke, 46, and wife Angela, 46, to track him down.

He was eventually found cowering in a field just yards from where he had originally escaped after his countryside walkabout.

Mr Cloke drove around for 90 minutes in the dark...

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Police: Shijuro on BIG BROTHER!

Yes folks… I’ve quit my brilliant job that:

  • has a ongoing 3-year pay freeze
  • reduction in allowances of around £3000 pa…
  • increased pension contributions of around 3.5% pa…
  • increase in working life-so I can look forward to chasing/fighting  2o-year olds when I am 60…

and instead…I’m going to be  ‘in da house’ … checkin’ out da babes… then end up in dopey commercials for Iceland… (the frozen food palace…).

I will cease to be a ‘fat lazy public sector scrounger’ and be a ‘tireless moral private sector worker’…

Double win?

 

 

Not really… but he is…lol

 




Police: ACPO breaks it’s silence over compulsory severence…

Sir Hugh Orde

A senior police officer has called on the home secretary to review the powers of police and crime commissioners (PCCs) to remove chief constables.

Sir Hugh Orde, president of the Association of Chief Police Officers, wants to meet Theresa May to discuss the “huge” power granted to PCCs.

He said the current arrangement lacked scrutiny and he branded it “the worst system you can possibly have”.

The Home Office said PCCs had given the electorate a “real say” over policing.

 

Well, OK he didn’t really… he’s just worried about his own job…lol

PCC’s are a complete waste of time…any money…we all know that…but they are there for good reason: it’s someone to blame other than the government.

 




Police: Fairness and legality rarely mix…

So imagine this scenario:

The motorway spurred limit is 70 mph… Google want to drive at 70, but the government say, “we want you to drive at 50…” Google say, “err…but everyone else drives at 70…and we want to drive at 70 too…” the government say, “thing is…it looks bad…” Google now say, “but the legal limit is 70…change the speed limit our leave us alone…”

Sounds familiar?




Police: Another officer down…

In the states, anyone driving at an officer would be shot dead…here they are politely arrested…lol

Any takers for the length of sentence?

Hope they recover quick enough to avoid half pay….

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2339809/Three-men-arrested-attempting-murder-police-officers-seriously-hurt-car-ran-down.html




Police: Officer down…

Following a short chase, a male has been detained and charged with attempt murder of a police officer in sunny Birmingham.

The officer isn’t well…he has a broken pelvis and is thought to be in a serious but stable condition…

In the states the idiot that ran him over would probably be dead… as they tend to shoot people that attack officers with a deadly weapon-a car…

We may get a chance to see how a judge deals with this crime as per Imelda’s guidance…

…assuming he doesn’t get a plea-bargain deal for careless drive…

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-22833005




Police: Fair play gaffer…

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-22776352

The only thing my gaffer chases is his knighthood…






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