- Posted in Police Blog
As Spamford HQ breaks up for a well earned six week summer holiday, the press and public relations department have published a heart warming tale about neighbourhood policing to maintain the confidence of our diverse communities.
Although key departments such as business planning, transformational development and community cohesion will be taking a well earned break, we will still be providing a world class police service with the handful of response officers and couple of detectives whose leave had been cancelled.
'Danny and the Dog Shit' (Adult fiction - not for those easily offended or HPDS chief inspectors) is now available as an e book.
Reviews by Spamford Senior Leadership Team
ACC Jasper Smallcock said ' Whether spending your summer sitting on the beach or sitting on the toilet, for less than the price of a latte, you can read this. I couldn't wait to finish it.'
ACC Marcus Barmby-Moore said ' I found the part where a PC leaves the station and goes out on patrol quite harrowing. It is not something I have ever done in my career and after reading this I don't think I ever will.'
DCC Jayne Summerfield said ' This bitter and barley literate effort shows a real reluctance by the author to use a semi-colon. The story contains violence and criminality along with other things I have spent my career trying to avoid.'
CC Gerard Brewster said 'Not one for the academics. Best avoided.'
This book has been written to raise money for charity as the author is too fat and lazy to run a marathon.
In keeping with the story, all
Have a great summer holiday, buy this book and please lock your shed.
