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on the 29
th July 2013 at 21:50
- Posted in Police Blog
Within the CTCC, they have recently undergone some ‘training’ in an effort to enlighten them and bring them up to date with the currently political correct hot subjects that appear to be put in place as some form of arse covering exercise. One of these diversity type issues included inappropriate language in the workplace, known locally round our way as swearing. I have some of my own views on this but have included some advice and some alternatives that could well be deemed to be appropriate.
Having a very mix of strategic geographical areas to cover with the CTCC (City, Town & County Constabulary) the various bases have collective terms by which they relate to each other. None of the comments are intended to be offensive or offer personal insult but are the friendly banter that has been taken and given as a small offer of humour to offset the darker things that exist. Not only is it now forbidden to engage in these so called inappropriate greetings or friendly banter but also a professional attitude at all times is the order of the day. Spontaneous outbreaks of morale by general piss-taking must stop forthwith. The ping pong of social friendly abuse between City ****ers, Town ****ers and County ****ers simply has to stop. We do not want people to be offended and get upset now do we.
And so it goes………………….
It  has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the  organisation have been using inappropriate language during the course of normal  conversation with their colleagues.
1.
I think you could do with more training
You don’t have  a f***ing clue, do you?
2.
She’s an aggressive go-getter.
She’s a  f***ing power-crazy b*tch
3.
Perhaps I can work late
And when the  f*** do you expect me to do this?
4.
I’m certain that isn’t feasible
F*** off , you got no chance…..
5.
Really?
Well f*** me.
6.
Perhaps you should check with…
Tell someone  who gives a f***.
7.
I wasn’t involved in the project.
Not my f***ing  problem, mate.
8.
That’s interesting.
What the  f***?
9.
I’m not sure  this can be implemented within the given timescale.
No f***ing  chance mate.
10.
It will be tight, but I’ll try to schedule it in
Why the f*** Â didn’t you tell me that yesterday?
11.
He’s not  familiar with the issues
He’s got his  head up his f***ing a*se.
12.
Excuse me, Â sir?
Oi, s*** for brains.
13.
Of course, I Â was only going to be at home anyway
Yeah, who  needs f***ing holidays  anyway. Do you want blood as well.
